yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
she woke up with a sticky ear
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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