i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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