these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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