So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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