i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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