I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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