My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
