I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Randomize
