how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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