I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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