2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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