It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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