bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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