So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
