Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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