I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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