we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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