Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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