i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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