I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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