Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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