if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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