i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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