the new term for farting is butt boxing.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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