): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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