Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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