The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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