Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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