The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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