we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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