At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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