we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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