Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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