the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
