is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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