You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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