I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
