I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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