you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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