Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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