was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
