But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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