we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
operation harelip BJ is a go
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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