I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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