She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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