I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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