Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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