Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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