You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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