U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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