We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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