i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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