We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Randomize
